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Monday, April 24, 2006

Asleep at the Wheel

AP Photo/Ron Edmonds

How bad are things going for the administration of George W. Bush? When Chinese President Hu Jintao came to Washington for an official State visit, push wouldn't let go of Hu because he needed someone to protect him from El Cucuy... the boogeymen in the press corps.

Everything seems to be going wrong for Bush. In a period of a few weeks, as immigrant rallies, indicted Republican politicians, a domestic policy adrift... Bushies are jumping ship. The first to get the boot were Chief of Staff Andy Card and Press Secretary Scott McClellan. And for those who work close with VP Dick "Sureshot" Cheney, watch your back son!

Tim Sloan/AFP/Getty Images

Did I mention that President Bush's approval ratings are at 32% according to CNN. Even the Los Angeles Times has written in support of President Bush firing Cheney from the post of Vice President. When was the last time a major newspaper suggested firing a Vice President? Can we say Spiro Agnew, former-Vice President under Richard Nixon, who was himself indicted.

Hello George, this is deja vu calling... do you get the picture?



So as Georgie is rearranging the chairs on the deck of the Titantic... err... the Administration, all of us can push forward for some real changes, by calling everyone we know to donate to the Democratic Party! Do what you can to make a difference and fight the man.

Things are getting so bad that when I went to Unocal 76 in Hollywood to get a refill I saw some people battling it out for $3.25/gallon gasoline.



It was straight Road Warrior up in that son of a bitch, pretty soon we are going to be fighting off motorcycle gangs for the last liter of petrol if we don't get a better government in power to start the switch to hybrids. We need some motherfuckers to kick some ass and take some names, and I say we start with the heads of Exxon Mobil!

I will leave on a lighter note... my Oakland Athletics are back fighting off the wealthy masses, defying the odds and marching towards the World Series. A few of us are gonna try to catch some games, so keep in touch if you wanna come. Check out pictures of the proposed new stadium the A's may be building in Fremont:



Hopefully the new stadium will get built before I am senile. The A's need a new stadium like Dick Cheney needs Lipitor!

3 Comments:

Blogger Haps said...

dude, if the fucking VP is all up in a coma during official state business, how is he supposed to pull W's strings? WTF? I'm going to start walking to work.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Nicosan said...

The fact that we have to live with this until January 2009 is totally unexceptable... Please Democrats, grow some friggin' spines!

10:17 PM  
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