A New Hope!

Have we seen the end of our favorite freak’s life in California? Say it ain’t so Jacko, no more Never-Neverland?!

I guess you can “save” children with much less media scrutiny in Bahrain living on one of them fancy artificial palm tree islands.

But fear not fellow Angelenos, for we have a new source of unfettered freakness:

Behold, for a new Theaton is spawned as we speak! Beware Xenu, for a higher OT level will be conquered soon.



Prepare for the reckoning people, for a galatic battle is soon to pass!

In honor of our favorite OT-7s, I leave with a sea shanty from our boy, L. Ron:

From Sea of Dreams
To Rainbow Gulf
He danced
A Rigadoon

From Astro Bay
To Diamond Cliff
The Mountains of
The Moon

He balleted
And curvetted
And swept
A wide
Fandango

What graceful waste
In airless
Space
His fabulous
Tarango--

From here to
There and
There to
Here

In waltzes ungravitic
He spun the whole of
Lunar space in
Gyrates troglodytic

Why why this dance
Of astral
Plane
Sans audience or
Reason

Oh Lord.

Source . Source . Source .