The Blind Leading the Blind

"Right now, I wouldn't vote Democratic if Jesus Christ was running."


This comes from a Texas woman who still stands by her favorite congressman, former House Majority Leader Tom Delay. Delay is but the tip of the iceberg when it comes to corruption problems with the Republican leadership on Capitol Hill. With ex-Rep. Duke Cunningham now serving 8 years behind bars and charges still in the works possibly for the likes of "Representative A" in the Abramhoff ordeal, Bob Ney, and possibly Katherine Harris, my friend Hatch could only say it so well; they done lost their minds!

What is most telling of this turn of events, how charges of corruption have mounted up against the Contractors of America, is exactly what the woman from Texas illustrated: the party matters more then the principle. These were after all the same Republicans who cried for balanced budgets during the Clinton years. How times have changed, now instead of billions in surplus, we are quickly approaching trillions in new debt if you read the latest reports from Congressional Budget Office. Tonight, the Senate passed a $2.8 Trillion budget, a budget that will not even cover all the costs we are going to incur from Iraq, Afghanistan and the damage done to Katrina.

So America, are you happy with the partner you have selected to lead your country in one of the past two elections? Apparently, your tastes have soured because the Associated Press is reporting:

A majority of Americans, 56 percent, believe Bush is "out of touch," the poll found. When asked for a one-word description of Bush, the most frequent response was "incompetent," followed by "good," "idiot" and "liar." In February 2005, the most frequent reply was "honest."

Shit, and I thought you didn't have it in you, America! Maybe y'all done watched enough episodes of Oprah talking about abuse to finally get the hint. This is how it is going to be until January 2009 when George Bush leaves office, so live with it, or do something about it. If you are not happy with the situation, get as many people as you can to register to vote and take the opportunity to vote in this year's Congressional mid-term elections. If you live in Los Angeles County, go to the Registrar website and get the forms to register as a voter. I encourage all of you to contact friends in areas with Republican members of Congress and encourage them to get out the vote and support Democrats in their quest to clean up this culture of corruption.

On a lighter note, has anyone seen this shit about Kanye wanting to make a movie about his life? What the fuck is so damned special about this idiot's life? He has two albums that cell and this guy thinks he is the second coming of Jay-Z, thinkin' oh shit, Fitty and Marshall came out out with movies about their lives, I gots to get mine. And by the way, who the fuck is a college dropout when they drop out of community college? I mean yes it is college, but like you can take like one class at a time! I took PE and trig at Fresno City College and dropped out, that don't make me some fuckin' badass. Look at this pendejo:



Are we just scrapping the bottom of the barrel here? Has 2Pac not come out with another postumous album? Has Puffy not reinvented the remix one more time? Shit, this makes me yearn for the days of Biz Markie and Whodini. I am just distraught, I mean after I saw my boy Q-Tip in Prison Song I swore off semi-autobiographic rapper movies. And shit, Mary J. played his mama in that movie... you can't go wrong with Mary J.

Is America blind to Kanye's mediocre rhymes, weak game and megalomaniac self image?!! This motherfucker has got two albums and he thinks he is fucking Black Jesus. Bring back Tupac, call that South Korean scientist to clone his ass cuz we need to be saved. Better yet, lets consult with my girlfriend Jennifer and find a new savior:



Julieta Venegas, cabrones!! And I know I speak for Jenni, Nono and Alegre by saying to Julieta: Si, quieremos andar contigo!! We need you back in Angelandia, Julieta!


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