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Thursday, March 30, 2006

A Rally for the Ages

Courtesy J. Emilio Flores AFP/Getty Images

From ABC News: Elsa Rodriguez, 30, a trained pilot who came to Colorado in 1999 from Mexico to look for work, said she just wants to be considered equal.

"We're like the ancestors who started this country, they came from other countries without documents, too," the Arvada resident. "They call us lazy and dirty, but we just want to come to work. If you see, we have families, too."



So if you were hiding under a rock over the past week, you may have missed perhaps the biggest rally in the history of California, and one of the biggest in recent American history. An estimated, 500,000 people marched down Broadway Ave. in Los Angeles to City Hall, protesting against the proposed, House Resolution 4437: Border Protection, Antiterrorism, and Illegal Immigration Control Act of 2005.

This wonderful piece of legislation, would make felons of all undocumented immigrants in this country as well as all those who would provide work, services or humanitarian assistance to said immigrants. How wonderfully Christian of our federal representatives wouldn't you agree? My first question to these lawmakers would be... So when were you issued your indictment?



Sit back in your seats and recount what you ate in the past couple of days? Did you eat a fresh plum recently? Or perhaps maybe a nice spinach salad? Or maybe you had a Double Double Animal Style from In-N-Out? Where might all this food have come from?

Definitely not from Never-Neverland. In fact, the backbone of the agricultural, meat, poultry and fishing industries are the hardworking hands of legal and illegal immigrants. From the grape picker in Dinuba, to the fish packer in Rhode Island, your food is cultivated by them.

Your house may have been built by them, or your hotel room cleaned by them. The official and unofficial activities of Latin American, Asian and even European immigrants has a huge impact on the American economy and shouldn't be ignored. A good way for us to educate ourselves about the true nature of immigrant impact on the American economy. Check out a sampling of research from the Tomas Rivera Policy Institute which is a run out of Claremont College in California.

Check out this interesting article on illegal Irish immigrants in America.



Today on Air America Radio, I heard a woman call into the Randi Rhodes show, saying that while she agreed with Randi on 99% of issues, she disagreed with Randi on immigration. "My single mother raised me and abided by the law... these people need to go back to their countries, no matter if that means separating familiies... their lives don't affect me." What irony it would have been for a citizen to have said the same thing to her ancestor as they entered the United States without documents?

It is true that people that are here undocumented have violated the law. What is also true is that something truly desperate and human has driven them to cross great stretches of law, and go past huge obstacles to get to the United States. That will not stop if we and our trade partners in NAFTA and CAFTA don't address the economic disparities that exist that bring these people to enter the United States.



And as the leaders of North America, or as my dad might call them, the Three Stooges meet in of all places, Cancun... home of Papas and Beer and Wet T-Shirt contests... Professor Robert Pastor of American University brings us a simple, yet radical idea for address the problems of today.

Let's hope that a few days in Cancun can do for the future of North American immigration policy.
Certainly the Wet T-shirts and Pacifico hasn't bridged the North American divide.

Monday, March 20, 2006

In Honor of Buelita and Chisai



We miss you buelita and Chisai, we know you are having fun in heaven. Love you.

Chicanos at the movies.



That’s right putos! WALKOUT!! In a seminal moment in Chicano theatrical achievement, the makers of Selena, Mi Familia, Stand and Deliver, A Million to Juan, Zoot Suit, and every other film about Chicanos have brought you the story of the East L.A. Blowouts the largest student protests in the history of the United States.

So what else did we learn from this film, other then the fact that Edward James Olmos is in every movie about Chicanos? Well at least we know Michael Peña is a great actor, and even though he got short shifted a bit in this movie; atleast he wasn’t relegated to the terrible clichéd Cholito wallpaper of the idiotic portrayal of Los Angeles that was Crash.



The movie was a decent effort, in the fact that it did tell the story of Chicano student struggles in a prejudiced and wholly inadequate education system that was Los Angeles Unified School District. Sometimes I just wished I had seen a few fresh faces, not the same recycled Latino actors that you saw in American Family and every other Olmos project. The little pochita girl from Spy Kids did a decent job asking the people to walk out and be a true Chih-Con-Oh.

But don’t take it from me, check out the next viewing on H.B.O. All the Mechistas are waiting with baited breath for the next viewing!



In other movie news, I recently saw a trailer for the next installation of X-Men, The Last Stand, or as new Director Brett Ratner might call it; Eat Shit Bryan Singer. The preview is totally bad ass, and while it may not live to the story potential of Batman Begins, it definitely will get the goose bumps growing. Don’t take my word for it, check the trailer out here.

Until next time cabrones!

Saturday, March 18, 2006

A New Hope!



Have we seen the end of our favorite freak’s life in California? Say it ain’t so Jacko, no more Never-Neverland?!

I guess you can “save” children with much less media scrutiny in Bahrain living on one of them fancy artificial palm tree islands.

But fear not fellow Angelenos, for we have a new source of unfettered freakness:

Behold, for a new Theaton is spawned as we speak! Beware Xenu, for a higher OT level will be conquered soon.



Prepare for the reckoning people, for a galatic battle is soon to pass!

In honor of our favorite OT-7s, I leave with a sea shanty from our boy, L. Ron:

From Sea of Dreams
To Rainbow Gulf
He danced
A Rigadoon

From Astro Bay
To Diamond Cliff
The Mountains of
The Moon

He balleted
And curvetted
And swept
A wide
Fandango

What graceful waste
In airless
Space
His fabulous
Tarango--

From here to
There and
There to
Here

In waltzes ungravitic
He spun the whole of
Lunar space in
Gyrates troglodytic

Why why this dance
Of astral
Plane
Sans audience or
Reason

Oh Lord.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Blind Leading the Blind




"Right now, I wouldn't vote Democratic if Jesus Christ was running."


This comes from a Texas woman who still stands by her favorite congressman, former House Majority Leader Tom Delay. Delay is but the tip of the iceberg when it comes to corruption problems with the Republican leadership on Capitol Hill. With ex-Rep. Duke Cunningham now serving 8 years behind bars and charges still in the works possibly for the likes of "Representative A" in the Abramhoff ordeal, Bob Ney, and possibly Katherine Harris, my friend Hatch could only say it so well; they done lost their minds!

What is most telling of this turn of events, how charges of corruption have mounted up against the Contractors of America, is exactly what the woman from Texas illustrated: the party matters more then the principle. These were after all the same Republicans who cried for balanced budgets during the Clinton years. How times have changed, now instead of billions in surplus, we are quickly approaching trillions in new debt if you read the latest reports from Congressional Budget Office. Tonight, the Senate passed a $2.8 Trillion budget, a budget that will not even cover all the costs we are going to incur from Iraq, Afghanistan and the damage done to Katrina.

So America, are you happy with the partner you have selected to lead your country in one of the past two elections? Apparently, your tastes have soured because the Associated Press is reporting:

A majority of Americans, 56 percent, believe Bush is "out of touch," the poll found. When asked for a one-word description of Bush, the most frequent response was "incompetent," followed by "good," "idiot" and "liar." In February 2005, the most frequent reply was "honest."

Shit, and I thought you didn't have it in you, America! Maybe y'all done watched enough episodes of Oprah talking about abuse to finally get the hint. This is how it is going to be until January 2009 when George Bush leaves office, so live with it, or do something about it. If you are not happy with the situation, get as many people as you can to register to vote and take the opportunity to vote in this year's Congressional mid-term elections. If you live in Los Angeles County, go to the Registrar website and get the forms to register as a voter. I encourage all of you to contact friends in areas with Republican members of Congress and encourage them to get out the vote and support Democrats in their quest to clean up this culture of corruption.

On a lighter note, has anyone seen this shit about Kanye wanting to make a movie about his life? What the fuck is so damned special about this idiot's life? He has two albums that cell and this guy thinks he is the second coming of Jay-Z, thinkin' oh shit, Fitty and Marshall came out out with movies about their lives, I gots to get mine. And by the way, who the fuck is a college dropout when they drop out of community college? I mean yes it is college, but like you can take like one class at a time! I took PE and trig at Fresno City College and dropped out, that don't make me some fuckin' badass. Look at this pendejo:



Are we just scrapping the bottom of the barrel here? Has 2Pac not come out with another postumous album? Has Puffy not reinvented the remix one more time? Shit, this makes me yearn for the days of Biz Markie and Whodini. I am just distraught, I mean after I saw my boy Q-Tip in Prison Song I swore off semi-autobiographic rapper movies. And shit, Mary J. played his mama in that movie... you can't go wrong with Mary J.

Is America blind to Kanye's mediocre rhymes, weak game and megalomaniac self image?!! This motherfucker has got two albums and he thinks he is fucking Black Jesus. Bring back Tupac, call that South Korean scientist to clone his ass cuz we need to be saved. Better yet, lets consult with my girlfriend Jennifer and find a new savior:



Julieta Venegas, cabrones!! And I know I speak for Jenni, Nono and Alegre by saying to Julieta: Si, quieremos andar contigo!! We need you back in Angelandia, Julieta!


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