High Tea with Diddy

I don't know if any of you caught this on this morning Chisme Roundup of IMDB, but Martha Stewarts has selected Puf... I mean, P. Did... no wait, the 'Diddy' to be one of her first guests when she returns to Network television. As all of you might have heard recently when the Today show broke away from coverage of the violent pullout by Israel from the Gaza Strip... Sean Combs is now know as, just... 'Diddy'. The "P" apparently getting between the 'Diddy' and his fans, shame on you 'P'.

Here is the news from IMBD:

Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart has personally selected one of the first guests to appear on her upcoming TV show - rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs. Stewart, who recently spent time in prison after being convicted last Year of lying to federal agents about a stock sale, is excitedly preparing for the September 12 launch of Martha, which will be a how-to show sprinkled with entertainment. Since emerging from behind bars in March, Stewart went straight to one of her target guests to tell him she wanted to share air time with him. Combs says, "When she got her freedom, she contacted me and told me that they had a nickname for her - M Diddy. And it was comforting to her and she thought it was funny. (She) also (said) that she wanted me to be one of the first guests on her show."

Breakout the Hennesey and Cammoumile, and don't forget your favorite jams. I mean please people, are we that dumb that we would watch pointless bullshit as to see Diddy give tips on which vintage of Cristal would go with a light Waldorf salad and brioche? YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I am Tivoing this shit as soon as I see the listing. I mean seriously, this may come close to topping the moment where Martha and Busta Rhymes teamed up for the MTV Music Awards. Martha don't break ya neck girl!!!!!!

My idea for a dream pair on Network TV would be... Good Morning Califas with Diane Sawyer and George Lopez. As Dianes prattles on about the daliances of Hollywood's it couples and discusses the impact of Pacific Rim foreign policy on trade in the Harbor area... George catches a glimpse of life in Los Angeles with man-on-the-street interviews.

Opening Credits

Diane: Good morning California, we have some Breaking News this morning. An American Naval Destroyer was attacked at a Port in Yemen. What effect will this attack on American forces in the Middle East have on President Bush's War on Terror? That next. But first, George will explore the new wave of Taco Trucks in American Cuisine. George.

George: "Das Rait Diane. As many of you know, the "Lonchera" or Taco Truck has been a staple in Latino neighborhoods for decades, but the Lonchera has sprung up in places like Des Moines, Iowa and Washington, D.C. as cheap and popular alternatives to comida de mierda, Taco Bell. Today we are hanging out with Agustin and Oso, who run the famous El Pecas Lonchera, right here in Boyle Heights. And Diane, we're gonna make you some Tacos con Buches, bien firmes... so we can get some brown in your pale white body. Camadradas, me das dos Buches para Diane!!!!!
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I mean if Martha and Diddy can do what they are doing, George Lopez and Diane Sawyer should be given a chance. Soon enough, you will see La Mousie and Chata partying with Lindsay and Paris at the Tropiciana. Cabanas and Mezcal, here we come!!!!!!!